All orange entries came from the Population Connection (née ZPG).
Awareness Starts With You,
Wayward Bill
I walked into a Quizno’s with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free".
"They’re already buy-one-get-one-free", she said,"so I guess
they’re both free". She handed me my free sandwiches and I walkedout
the door.
They walk among us, and many work retail.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
And they walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn’t want the sun
waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don’t keep up with
that stuff."
They walk among us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
They walk among us!
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My sister-in-law has a life-saving tool in her car designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They walk among us!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cas es were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They walk among us!
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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never
showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrivedyet?"
Yes, they walk among us!
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While waiting for my order at a pizza parlor, I observed a man
ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook
asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
He thought about it for some time before responding: "Just cut it
into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
Yep , they walk among us!
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And……. they reproduce!"
LOL>.AND THEY WALK AMONGST US!!!
TOO FUNNY..thanks for the invite ..you have a GREAT space!! :O) WOW, two years huh? I’m a rookie!! 😛 I must come back and snoop around some more if thats alright with you…I like the vibe..VERY positive!!
GOOD LUCK AT THE SHOF AWARDS!!
Abs
Oh my!!!
First of all hello….I’m proud and honoured to have you as a new friend..but really sad right now as I spent about twenty minutes in here leaving a nice long comment and the darn computer decided to have me lose what was written…grrrrr….and so, I have to start all over again..:O(
My heart goes out to all affected by the unnecessary deaths on Monday. I had a candle vigil of my own here at home and pray for the friends & family of these victims ( and of course for the deceased ) I am so very far away yet feel tied to it all….
Reading your blog here really got me thinking..as I think a lot on the norm… I could sit all day in deep discussion about all these threats to our mere existence on Earth. Thank you for sharing and not being afraid to speak your mind. I have much respect for those who refuse to allow ignorance to consume their daily lives. Yikes, the Eisntein/bees theory REALLY got me paranoid a few weeks ago..tee hee…well, let’s just say it made me think a whole lot more than usual.
Everything from technology to our food resources has been tampered with or replaced by natural growth and human contact…from jobs being replacedto computers, chickens being mass produced/cloned and pestisides.. The sure outcome and disaters are bound to take place when we mess with mother nature…:O(
Yes my freind, gone are the days where human contact was worth more than a computer screen… love letters have been replaced with e-cards, e-mails or simple point form text messaging…and that’s just a small example…and yes, family too ( as you mention) have gone down in numbers as having a large family today requires too much time, labor and money.
Very sad but true.
What happened in Virginia is a loss for all mankind and humanity. One must always question the motives and look back on HISTORY. Sadly, murder has grown in numbers and wannabe columbine killers are reproducing in vast numbers. There is LOTS to blame…technology, war, racism, religion, but most of all IGNORANCE.
We’ve turned our backs on eachother , family and friends. Society has changed with technology and our youth..we like to claim it hasn’t ..BUT IT HAS.. and we simply don’t give enough of ourselves or find the time to do things we did when computers, video games and television didn’t take up most our lives. Although I dont watch TV..I do spend lots of time on my PC.
OF COURSE it starts at home & the tools we were given in our early days of life..but if mom and dad have problems of their own, both working, or too busy to listen to our youth they have nowhere left to turn or go.. alienate themselves from the REAL world ..hanging out with the wrong crowd..and one day, inevitably that child snaps or makes a bad decision that ultimately changes many lives.
YES IT DOES START AT HOME..and i’m sick of hearing the labels we use to excuse the changes taking place from humans… like mental imbalances, or disorders ..as I see that as just that, an excuse… then again, eating foods that are contaminated with pesticides or artificially grown int odays world could alter the development of our brain….but still, it’s a pathetic excuse….
if we dont watch our children close…ignore the changes in their behaviour, or if they hang around with the wrong crowd while we’re out working or just simply dont care..THEY TOO, STOP CARING …every plant or living thing needs water and talking to..it is good nurturing that this plant grows..and with that they bare fruits …so te me, it starts with OUR roots!!! :O(
We need to LISTEN and TALK to our children..be PART of their lives and provide them the morals, values, love and nurturing needed to have healthy lives….
RACISM < WAR,> IGNORANCE
& THE SEVEN SINS
Lust, sloth, gluttony, pride, greed, envy, wrath
tempt us each and every single day..rather than POINTING fingers, we need to UNITE in this CRAZY WORLD & love one another before we too ( like dinosaurs) become extinct….:(i know, silly analogy, but what the hey!!.. Gosh, I’m sounding like a wacko..but I’m on a roll…and I have so much i want to say and sream out to the world..and so little time..we only live once…and life flashes by within a blink of an eye….
Sorry for going off on this wicked rant…but I just see humanity crashing down around us ..and I feel we need to stop poiting the finger at eachother, finding blame and make a difference..that includes being aware of our environment, agricultarily as well as physically for the human race.
Thanks for your time hun..I look forward to getting to know you.
PEACE, LOVE AND AWARENESS..WAYWARD BILL!!!:O)
TC & TTYS
Abs
Gosh Bill..LOL..I should have made this comment an entry for my blog!! 😛