Hey Now Kidz,
Working for peace comes under many guises. Nuclear weapons are not war deterrents. Having them creates a pseudo-peace. They are a hostage situation that is eventually going to go horribly wrong.
NO MORE NUKES!
Make 2009 the Year of Peace In Our Lifetimes,
Wayward Bill
Tuezday Phunny
(thanx2grinch)
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ demands the wife.
‘Well…. They’re on sale!! –only $10 for 24 cans!!’ he replies.
"Put them back!!– we can’t afford that!!" demands the wife,……
and so they carry on with their shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a
$20 jar of ‘Oil of Olay’ face cream and puts it in the basket.
‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband.
‘Well, Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful…’ replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: ‘Yeah,…. So well so does 24 cans of Budweiser–
and its half the Friggin’ price!!’
On the PA system:
‘Uhhh,… ATTENTION!!–Cleanup needed on aisle 4,…
…..Uhhh…. we have a husband down.’
Good clarification at the top of the page there, Bill.